Failed pillow merchant and former teenage totalitarian David Hogg, the personification of liberal youth, clarifies why people should wear masks even if these serve no constructive health purpose:
I feel like this is something you can especially understand if you’re in a very liberal area where 99% of the people you see are wearing masks.
— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) May 14, 2021
Restricting oxygen to the brain could be particularly harmful for people who don’t have many brain cells to spare. But then, a little cerebral hypoxia might help Hogg maintain liberal purity by keeping coherent thoughts at bay.
You are within your rights to point and laugh whenever you see someone wearing a mask outdoors.
Hat tip: Not the Bee.