The Nobel Peace Prize has long been awarded for advancing moonbattery, not peace. This is why Trump stands no chance of receiving one despite ending multiple wars. Recipients have even included Muslim and Marxist terrorists (Yasser Arafat and Nelson Mandela, respectively). So it should come as no surprise that the liberal publication The Nation has nominated Minneapolis rioters for the prize:

The Nation has nominated the people of Minneapolis for a Nobel Peace Price. Help out below:https://t.co/BGhfA84Ghv

— The Nation (@thenation) January 31, 2026

The prize would be awarded for rioting to prevent law enforcement, kicking the taillights out of government vehicles, breaking into them to steal weapons, attempting to run over ICE agents, biting off their fingers, raiding churches during services, laying siege to hotels where LEOs might be sleeping, et cetera.

If moonbats have not yet reached the last conceivable extreme of absurdity, it isn’t for lack of trying.

On a tip from patthedog. Hat tip: Not the Bee.