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Jan 27 2021

Now They Want Us to Wear Three Masks

Only a week ago, they wanted us to wear two masks at a time, but at least they acknowledged that three masks would be going too far, because it is hard enough to breathe with one, leave alone three. However, progressives feel compelled always to progress. We are now urged to wear three masks:

After Dr. Fauci asserted that wearing two face coverings instead of one would be “more effective” in stopping the virus, CNBC’s Contessa Brewer went even further.

First Brewer put on a mask. Then she put on another mask over it.

She then cited Virginia Tech researchers who found that doubling up on masks can increase efficacy by 50-75% before announcing, “A three layer mask could block up to 90% of the particles.”

Should we start a betting pool on how long it will be before Biden’s executive order mandating four masks?

Never mind; four layers is already passé. The ChiComs who gave us the virus have moved on to five:

Brewer then pulled out a Chinese KN95 mask, which apparently has five layers and is so tight it leaves a mark on the face after wearing it.

To make any sense of the news these days, we must turn to the Babylon Bee for perspective:

“I guess I’d only double mask if I didn’t really care about not killing grandma,” said the extremely muffled Mark Carlson, who was wearing three masks at once. “But I have three masks on because there’s an ongoing pandemic and I care.”

Remarked another fictional triple-masker coincidentally named Karen:

“Really, I can’t see any reason to wear only two masks unless you’re some kind of misanthrope who wants to see everyone die.”

It’s not all about virtue signaling. It is also about progressives testing the limits of their control. If they can get us to stagger around in a state of hypoxia over a virus that for the most part only poses a serious threat to the elderly, think what they will be able to mandate after Biden declares a state of emergency because the ever-fluctuating climate allegedly places the planet in peril.

Speaking of hypoxia, oxygen deprivation in the brain can lead to dementia. Maybe our liberal overlords figured that not even television/Netflix is making us as cognitively crippled as they need us to be if they are going to impose “unity.”

On tips from Lyle.


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