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Jan 30 2021

University: Wear Mask to Masturbate

Just when you thought the “experts” had reached maximum absurdity with their multiple mask recommendations, they push through to new extremes of self-parody. A university health department tweeted out exhortations for students to mask up while masturbating:

The University of North Texas’s Student Health and Wellness Center fired out the tweets, which have since been deleted because they offered advice contrary to that of the school’s guidelines on coronavirus, according to Campus Reform. …

An infographic emblazoned with the university logo read “Mask-urbate! Use face coverings during mutual masturbation to reduce your risk,” while also suggesting students “be creative with physical barriers & sexual positions to prevent close face-to-face contact.”

The tweets were taken down because the university doesn’t want students going anywhere near each other, not even to engage in mutual masturbation, an activity that you might say defines the college experience for leftists these days.

UNT isn’t the only university to consider masturbation in the context of the ChiCom virus:

In September, the University of Georgia’s Health Center released a statement saying “you are your safest sex partner, practice solo sex, or limit the number of sexual partners you have.”

Coronavirus really has plunged us into the Twilight Zone. I never expected educrats to recommend limiting sexual partners.

On a tip from Wiggins.


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