As any leftist can tell you, it doesn’t matter that Covid is less serious than the flu for children. If kids are not kept in a constant state of terror, the unspecified consequences could be catastrophic. Fortunately, the Babylon Bee has produced a guide on how to scare your kids the Covid way:

If we all work together, we can bring up a generation of neurotic cowards who will not object to having their lives micromanaged by Democrats.

On a tip from Jester.