As moonbattery degenerates ever deeper into self-parody, satire becomes infeasible. The Babylon Bee has finally thrown in the towel and is now reporting straight news:

Across the country, millions of Americans who cowered under oppressive government mandates for two years are standing in solidarity with the Ukrainian people, urging them to give their lives for their freedom.

“Yeah! You go, Ukrainians!” said local man Sam Millbit, who happily let the American government lock him in his home and destroy every small business in his town. “No matter what it takes, you need to fight for your freedom! I will be right here supporting you by adding the Ukrainian flag to my social media accounts to inspire you!”

It could not be confirmed that Sam Millbit is an actual person, but there would be no need to invent him, with people barking the same thing on every channel.

On a tip from Jack S.