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Nov 29 2023

Study Taylor Swift at College

By now it should be obvious that most people do not benefit from college, except to exploit it as a pretext to prolong adolesce at the expense of getting on with their adult lives. Yet liberal social engineers want everyone to attend university, for fear K-12 has not instilled sufficient indoctrination. Not everyone is going to make it through STEM classes. So the curriculum has been adjusted to accommodate the lowest common dominator:

Harvard professor and “diehard Swiftie” Stephanie L. Burt will be teaching a new course called “Taylor Swift and Her World,” set to debut this spring in the Ivy League university’s English Department, according to a report by the Harvard Crimson.

Thanks to identity-based admissions, being accepted to the most prestigious school in the country is no guarantee of being smart enough to find better uses for your time.

Meanwhile, at UC Berkeley, students will be offered a for-credit course called “Artistry & Entrepreneurship: Taylor’s Version” in the spring, according to a report by Los Angeles Times.

The class will be led by UC Berkeley graduate Crystal Haryanto, who seeks to address the alleged “stereotypical critiques” of Swift, as well as the pop star’s ever-increasing popularity and influence.

Less snooty schools also work diligently to advance moonbat pop star scholarship:

University of Florida will also be offering a course on Swift called, “Musical Storytelling With Taylor Swift and other Iconic Female Artists,” according to a report by Bloomberg.

Chinese students learn how to make rockets. Meanwhile:

As Breitbart News reported, courses on Swift have also recently been established at Stanford University, Arizona State University, New York University, University of Texas at Austin, and Ghent University in Belgium.

If you can’t stop laughing, remind yourself that colleges both public and private are subsidized to the hilt with your money, and that the Biden Regime is defying the Supreme Court to make us pay off other people’s student loans through inflation so that they can listen to Taylor Swift instead of getting jobs and starting families.

On a tip from Barry A.


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