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Jan 27 2022

Will Snow White Remake Be Woke Enough?

Everything must be recast in homage to moonbattery, even classic fairy tales. But no matter how woke the remakes, can they ever be woke enough?

Peter Dinklage makes a nice living being a dwarf in front of cameras for shows like Game of Thrones. But even though an impending live action version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves stars a Colombian-American as Snow White, he still regards it as insufficiently politically correct — because it will have dwarves in it.

Only in Hollyweird could this be on the level:

Dinklage, who has achondroplasia, a type of dwarfism that results in him being 4 feet 5, found the movie especially hypocritical as they were “very proud to cast a Latina actress as Snow White.”

“You’re progressive in one way, but then you’re still making that f–king backwards story about seven dwarfs living in a cave together, what the f–k are you doing, man?” the “Station Agent” actor spluttered.

Being a Little Person no doubt qualifies Dinklage as oppressed, so he is in a position to bark demands.

[Dinklage] said the only way he’d be hunky-dory with the “Snow White” reboot is if the creators put “the most f–ked up, cool, or progressive spin on it.”

The movie is being made by Disney. Dinklage needn’t worry about lack of progressive spin.

“To avoid reinforcing stereotypes from the original animated film, we are taking a different approach with these seven characters and have been consulting with members of the dwarfism community,” a Disney spokesperson told The Post.

Sounds unwatchable, like the rest of the politically impeccable dross Tinseltown has been excreting.

If you have the original animated version on DVD, bury it somewhere secure. After such works have been officially banned, there will be a lucrative black market for prewoke entertainment.

On a tip from Franco.


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  1. […] Dinklage, who has become rich and famous in the entertainment industry, proclaims that it is offensive to him as a dwarf for his fellow dwarves to play dwarves in Disney’s live action remake of […]

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