Given the downward trajectory of the Democratic Party, you may wonder how it will manage to produce a worse presidential candidate than the corrupt, non compos mentis figurehead of the ultra-left currently serving as POTUS. The answer: B-list Hollywood wokester Meghan Markle.

The Daily Mail reports:

One senior Labour figure – a veteran of Tony Blair’s Downing Street administration with strong links to Washington – claimed to The Mail on Sunday that Ms Markle, 39, was networking among senior Democrats with a view to building a campaign and fundraising teams for a tilt at the US Presidency.

As for qualifications, Donald Trump observed that Meghan Markle is “no good.” That ought to do in the minds of Democrats. Biden’s successful campaign consisted almost entirely of hiding in his basement while not being Trump.

We will have no choice but to vote for Markle. Otherwise, she might whimper to Oprah that we are racists, or even contemplate suicide again.

We saw what happened to Piers Morgan when he criticized the Duchess of Sussex’s appalling behavior. Who else will dare to oppose her?

Considering her privileged victimhood, whiny witlessness, hostility to heritage, and absence of shame, Markle is the apotheosis of the Democratic Party. Let’s wish her luck doing for it what she has done for British royalty.

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket. Hat tip: Not the Bee.