At least one remnant of American culture will survive moonbat rule. The children’s song “The Farmer in the Dell” will not be canceled, having been repurposed so as to instill neurotic fear in small children and brainwash them into believing that unhealthy Covid obedience muzzles will keep them safe:

Get your kids out of public education immediately, or they may be reduced to submissive zombies who will vote for Democrats.

On a tip from Occam’s Stubble.