If you use the Neighbors app to report a crime to the police, be sure not to include a description of the perp. That would be racist, except in the relatively rare occasions when the criminal is white.

Here’s what happened when Sarah Corriher attempted to report a white woman getting throttled by a member of a race higher up on the Cultural Marxist totem pole:

Neighbors is owned by Ring, a subsidiary of Amazon, so what do you expect? If moonbattery is more important to our liberal overlords than public health, it is more important than public safety.

On a tip from Eddie_Valiant.