A gifted moonbat can see thoughtcrime anywhere. For example, when horticulturalist Tom Ogren looks at trees, he sees “botanical sexism”:

He says city planners and urban landscapers prefer to plant male trees over female trees because they’re easier to maintain. The problem is, that may be making your allergies worse.

“The males produce millions of flowers, and each flower has hundreds of anthers that produce tons of pollen. The female trees produce seeds. They produce no pollen,” he explained.

But female trees do produce fruit and seeds, which litter sidewalks and streets, and that can get messy.

That’s why he says urban areas don’t have many female trees, which means the pollen from male trees isn’t getting absorbed and instead ends up in the air.

This is what happens when the federal government fails to regulate arboreal sexual equity.

Because sexism/racism/homophobia/transphobia/et cetera/ad nauseam saturates everything imaginable, we must have an all-powerful government that saturates everything imaginable to rid the world of wrongthink.

On a tip from seaoh.