Claiming to be a victim of white supremacist oppression might advance your career in municipal government. Or it might blow up your face.

WFMZ-TV 69 News reports from Pennsylvania:

City of Allentown employee Latarsha Brown, age 42, is facing charges of false reports and tampering with/fabricating physical evidence.

On January 10, 2025, the Allentown Police Department says it was called by City of Allentown employee, Latarsha Brown, who claimed that an item resembling a noose was found on her work desk.

Brown gets zero points for originality. Nobody living in the 21th century still takes Bubba Wallace types and their noose hoaxes seriously.

Nonetheless, police still respond to these farces, as if they had nothing better to do. That was Latarsha’s undoing.

Fox29 picks up the story:

Video surveillance and building access control records revealed the nine employees present between the time Brown left work the day before, and her arrival the next morning.

Every employee, except Brown, agreed to provide a buccal swab for a DNA test if needed.

“Those employees were interviewed each was asked if they could provide a buccal swab for DNA testing if needed. Every employee agreed except for Ms. Brown” said Captain Milkovits.

Police say Brown, who also serves on the Allentown School Board, then requested that the investigation be discontinued.

Too late. They used a search warrant to get Brown’s DNA. Unsurprisingly, it matched the only DNA found on the noose.

Allentown Mayor Matt Tuerk twisted himself into hilarious contortions in his attempt to spin in favor of the cultural Marxist ideology the hoax was presumably intended to exploit:

“It does point out racism shows up everywhere. It shows up in unexpected ways and we have a strong responsibility to battle it particularly in our workplace, to create an inclusive work environment.”

Racism shows up everywhere because fraudsters have been rewarded for fabricating it. But ever more people are sick of cowering before the black oppression lie.

On tips from Heckrules, Dave F, Troy H, Jack D, WDS 2.0, and Franco.