“America first!” shout horseshoe right types who have turned on Trump like a school of piranhas. Yet somehow it wouldn’t be surprising if this report from Raw Story turned out to be true:

Former America First Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) revealed that she was starting her “next chapter” in what was reported to be Costa Rica. …

MAGA activist Laura Loomer alleged that Greene “fled the country to Costa Rica, where she is now living in a $5 million mansion after selling her home in Rome, Georgia, for $1.1 million in March of 2026.”

MTG denies the unconfirmed allegation and says she is just on vacation. But there is no denying that horseshoe right kingpin Tucker Carlson announced plans to buy a house in Qatar. Qatarlson, as he is sometimes called, has compared the West unfavorably to Muslim countries and vehemently sides with Iran against the USA.

Democrats appear to share his sympathies regarding the struggle to prevent Iran from attacking us with nuclear weapons. They have undercut the war effort at every turn. At this point, supporting the Democratic Party is hardly patriotic — and yet Copilot curates this:

Far-right commentator Nick Fuentes has declared himself a ‘non-woke moderate Democrat,’ urged followers to vote for Democrats, and called for Donald Trump’s impeachment. The shift follows his March 2026 break with Trump over strikes on Iran and alleged mishandling of Jeffrey Epstein records, which he framed as a betrayal of America First principles.

Carlson and Greene have also denounced Trump regarding Epstein. If there were any meaningful connection between them, we would know about it by now. Tying people to Epstein is a convenient means of attacking opponents.

If it barks like a moonbat…

On tips from Wiggins and Bluto.