Ashley Webb, Master of Deception

Whatever Democrats accuse their opponents of, they are likely doing themselves. Likewise, whatever they promise not to do, they are likely doing. An example is Ashley Webb, a Maine candidate for the US Senate, who says he menstruates out his rear end, and who when asked for qualifications stammered that he wouldn’t deceive anyone:

Ashley is actually a master of deception. He has even managed to get people to bestow female pronouns upon him:

Looks like the Democrats will hand the nomination to the even more frightening Troy Jackson instead. But Ashley might be able to deceive himself into believing he is a senator anyway.

On a tip from abcanc.