You are never too young to be logged as a criminal in the Orwellian dystopia that was once Great Britain.

Via Modernity:

A one-year-old baby girl has been officially recorded as a crime suspect by Kent Police after allegedly causing a minor injury to another toddler. This is part of a shocking tally where 683 children under 10 were reported for offences over three years. …

None of these under-10s can be prosecuted — the age of criminal responsibility in England and Wales is 10 — yet police are dutifully logging every playground scrape, tantrum, or alleged slight under ridiculous Home Office rules.

As for the broader context,

It mirrors the broader UK push to turn nurseries, schools, and playgrounds into surveillance hubs for ideological compliance.

Just weeks ago, nurseries in Wales were urged to report “racist” toddlers to police under a £1.3 million taxpayer-funded scheme.

Childcare workers receive training to spot and log “hate incidents” by children barely out of nappies, complete with audits for “diversity” and lessons on “white privilege.” …

Materials for seven-year-olds hammer home “white privilege” and demand kids monitor their language and report peers.

Particularly inexcusable are any expressions deemed unfavorable toward Islam, mass immigration, and transsexualism.

To prevent thoughtcrime, it must be nipped in the bud. At the very least, authorities can keep a record of rug rats who might grow up to be problematic.

On tips from patthedog and R F.