Examined through the proper lens, everything imaginable is proof of black oppression — even bicycles.

Pay people enough, give them enough time with nothing productive to do, and they can provide statistics to prove whatever you like:

According to a Harvard and Boston University study assessing racial disparities and traffic fatalities, for every mile walked, Black people are twice as likely to be killed by cars compared to white pedestrians.

Capitalization as in original.

According to Smart Growth America, black bicycle riders are even more oppressed:

For every mile ridden, Black cyclists are 4.5 times more likely to be killed than white cyclists.

Here’s how the racism is implemented:

Higher death rates among Black and Hispanic cyclists and pedestrians in low-income communities can be partially attributed to historical neighborhood designs.

Consequently, all neighborhoods must be redesigned so as to achieve equity. Pete Buttigieg will get on it next time he shows up for work.

On a tip from Wiggins.

One Response to “Bicycles Revealed as Racist”

1. The latest addition to the list of things that are RAAAAACIST? Bicycles! - The DaleyGator says:

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