Biden Runs for Senate, Promises $15 Million Minimum Wage
Excellent news! Soon we will all be multimillionaires. Joe Biden has promised a $15 million minimum wage.
He made the promise in Las Vegas Friday, but since no one attends Joe Biden events, it took a few days for word to get around:
WATCH: Joe Biden misreads the teleprompter and calls for a 15 million dollar minimum wage pic.twitter.com/GEYmkDDjyp
— Rightly News 🇺🇸 (@RightlyNews) October 9, 2020
Okay, so he lowered the $15,000,000 to $15,000 and then to $15. Zeroes make zero difference with socialists in charge, as anyone from Venezuela or Zimbabwe could tell you. Whichever number Biden’s handlers settle on, jacking up the minimum wage will drive up inflation and unemployment, the latter being not a bug but a feature from the Democrat point of view.
Here’s better news. Biden isn’t really running for president. He’s hoping they will let him back in the Senate:
“We have to come together, that’s why I’m running as a proud Democrat for the Senate,” Biden said, seemingly misreading his teleprompter script during his remarks in Toledo, Ohio.
Or maybe he is running for both president and senator:
Joe Biden: "We have to come together, that's why I'm running as a proud Democrat for the Senate"
Add it to the list of times he's forgotten where he is or what office he's running for pic.twitter.com/yiOrlzsHwo
— Chris Martin (@chrisjdmartin) October 12, 2020
The Adderall must be working wonders to pull Biden’s mind back into focus. So far as I know, he has not forgotten that he is running for president, not senator, since last February.
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