Intrigued readers who want to visit London’s Vagina Museum had better make plans fast:

London’s Vagina Museum — billed as “the world’s first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynaecological anatomy” — is under threat.

Even in the realm of the woke, numbers have to add up. The Vagina Museum…

…is just a month away from closing for good. Urgent donations are being requested, alongside pleas to share the campaign and visit the museum.

Moonbattologists will not be surprised at who gets blamed:

According to the museum, it’s all thanks to… you guessed it… landlords. “We have a large rent payment going out at the end of March which we are expected to pay quarterly rather than monthly,” explains the museum, “This will drive us below our minimum reserves limit.

Yet the landlords “refuse to exercise discretion.”

If only moonbats could impose utopia, landlords would no longer be a problem. Refer to the fate of landlords under liberal icon Mao Zedong for details:

Landlords were targeted during the Land Reform Movement, which aimed to redistribute land to the peasantry. Their land was confiscated, and they were subjected to public struggle sessions where they were accused of crimes against the peasants. Some were executed, and others faced social ostracism and economic ruin. The death toll from these reforms ranged from hundreds of thousands to millions.

You can imagine the effect on the quality and availability of housing. But at least this put a crimp in capitalist oppression.

On a tip from Mike B.