If vegetarianism isn’t unnatural, why do people have canine teeth for tearing meat? Moonbats counter that canines can be vegetarians too. There is even video proof. Except the video didn’t turn out so well:

Presumably the video was intended to ridicule moonbats, or it never would have been shown to the public. But some vegetarians really do believe that all animals can be converted to their unhealthy religion. A wokester once informed me in total seriousness that pet snakes should be fed cherry tomatoes so as not to oppress rodents.

Anyone who imposes vegetarianism on a dog or cat should be charged with animal abuse. Imposing it on a growing child is still worse.

Hat tip: Not the Bee.