Truly pious moonbats who are planning Christmas events don’t just book a Santa. They book a black Santa — because everyone woke knows that a Dutch character based on a 4th century Greek saint ought to be black.

To book a black Santa, go to the Black Santa Association:

With Black Santa, we’re creating spaces where cultural pride and family traditions thrive. Whether you’re booking a virtual visit or shopping our one-of-a-kind holiday decor, you’re contributing to a movement where #RepresentationMatters.

To judge by pictures on the site, representation does not matter when it comes to booking a black Santa. Same goes for the products for sale.

Now try to imagine a White Santa Association for those fed up with the black Santa nonsense.

On a tip from Mike B.