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Nov 02 2021

Buttigieg Announces When Supply Chain Crisis Will End

Looks like our Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has finally taken a break from canoodling with his husband to attend to the job we pay him for. After months on end of paternity leave (or was it maternity leave?), Buttigieg appeared on Chris Wallace’s show to tell us when the supply chain crisis that is emptying store shelves will end.

Considering that those who have chosen not to get vaccinated are the Regime’s go-to scapegoat, this won’t come as a surprise. Quoth Buttigieg:

“At the risk of repeating myself, if we really want to see all of these disruptions end, we’ve got to end the pandemic; that’s what getting everybody vaccinated is all about.”

If the Regime is able to force every man, woman, and child to get the jab regardless of whether it makes any sense or even is safe for them, Buttigieg will announce that the supply chain crisis will be resolved as soon as we stop being racist.

Back in reality, it is Big Government, not Covid, that has caused the supply chain crisis. The best thing Buttigieg could do to resolve it would be to go on maternity leave permanently and take every other Democrat bureaucrat in country with him.

See how much duckspeak you can sit through:

On a tip from Henry. Hat tip: Last Refuge.


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