Even now, whiteness festers in pockets where it has not yet been hunted down and extirpated by the forces of social justice. Two more havens for whiteness have been exposed: campus concerts and outdoor recreation.

Via the Washington Examiner:

The student newspaper at an Ohio college known for its left-leaning politics published a column decrying the number of white students attending campus concerts.

“When there are so few resources for non-white students on campus, it can be upsetting when concerts headlined by artists of color are dominated by white students,” wrote Kayla Kim, a first-year student at Oberlin College.

Kayla finds it hurtful that majority white students displace black students from the front row at such events. No doubt Democrats will introduce federal legislation to address the crisis of white people hogging up front rows.

As for outdoor recreation, Brittany Hughes breaks the news that it too is infested with racist whiteness:

Please note that the word “carabiner” is to be removed from the list of permissible vocabulary because it reminds the thought police of the slang term “Beaner.” Update your copy of the Newspeak Dictionary accordingly.

On tips from Dragon’s Lair and Occam’s Stubble.