Christians of ages past got carried away regarding the evils of witchcraft, but they were not wrong that witchcraft is bad. However, pseudo-Christian moonbats disagree. Introducing the Christian Witches Mystery School:

The Christian Witches Mystery School (CCW) is the ONLY mystery school on the planet that teaches, trains, equips and initiates Christian Witches. As a High Priestess, High Priest or High Mage, you’re fully activated to teach, lead rituals for others and support others on a healing journey through witchcraft and magick.

Add a shot of sewage to bottle of wine and you have a bottle of sewage. Add moonbattery to Christianity and you have moonbattery.

On a tip from Mike B.