Although attempts to subvert Christian churches have been alarmingly successful, some liberals may lose patience and prefer a church explicitly devoted to moonbattery. May I suggest Church of All Worlds (CAW)?

Terry Lee Brussel-Rogers, “Scion and Minister of CAW,” discusses the integration of the polyamorous subcult Live the Dream into CAW:

In 1987, I formed Live the Dream with two of my water brothers then in a triad with me. Live the Dream is an education and support group for those who believe it is possible to deeply love and be committed to more than one significant other. …

Shortly after founding LTD, I heard about Church of All Worlds…

Soon after that I got a chance to meet Otter (now Oberon) and Morning Glory in person.

Get to know CAW cofounder, “renowned modern-day Wizard,” and “Elder in the worldwide Magickal Community” Oberon Zell here.

Oberon and Morning Glory spent many years in a line marriage, a multi-generational group marriage… At one time their relationship contained up to eight people.

If homosexual marriages are real, so are these:

I became a Minister of Church of All Worlds which allowed me to perform a legal wedding…

LTD meets once a month:

The meetings are for anyone seeking to learn more about multiply committed loving relationships or simply to connect with kindred spirits already living this lifestyle. We do a pot luck lunch, clothing optional hot tubbing, socializing and other activities in the afternoons following those discussions.

As with “marriage,” the definition of “religion” has been stretched to the point of meaninglessness.

On a tip from Mike B.