Moonbattery is not merely an ideology but an alternative religion. It has many sects, each emphasizing particular aspects of the faith. One example is the Church of Veganism:

Welcome to the Church of Veganism where we practice the Vegan religion known as Relonism the new One World Religion.

What is Relonism, you ask? The Church of Veganism explains:

Relonism is a divine frequency that attracts those who exist in a higher vibration than non-Vegans who are chosen by God to act as the Shepherds of the Innocent.

No wonder vegans emanate such smug superiority.

Followers of the Vegan Religion known as Relonism are called Relons. The word Relon is derived from the first three letters and the last two letters of the word “religion”. The use of a word derived from the word “religion” itself is entirely intentional because an underlying premise behind the creation of Relonism is the reclamation of religion from the manipulation and deception of the clergy of the dominant monetheistic religions.

These religions went wrong by not focusing on veganism, for God…

…holds all creatures both human and non-human as equals both on the earth and in the heavens.

The next step for egalitarianism will be a declaration that people and nonliving matter are equal.

A reckoning is coming to those who deviate from the moonbat diet:

Archangel Metatron has decreed that the world of humanity will face a great calamity unlike anything humankind has seen before because of the sins of non-Vegan humans who have created Hell on Earth. …

It is the duty of Relons to educate those who would listen on how compassion is universal and how the practice of the persecution of others based on species is the epitome of evil and those who would be so arrogant to consume the flesh and secretions of the innocent will be cursed by disease and death.

Think about that next time you bite into a cheeseburger.

On a tip from Mike B.