You can see why Democrats want to ram through statehood for Washington, DC, even if it means openly contravening the Constitution. What leftist would not want to give more power to officials like DC delegate Eleanor Holmes Norton:

Norton introduced a bill Tuesday that would require car crash test dummies to use both male and female models.

Norton’s interest in dummies is understandable.

“Women have achieved equality on the road when it comes to driving, but when it comes to safety testing to keep them safe on the road, they are nowhere near achieving equality,” Norton said in a statement.

True enough, the typical dummy was modeled off a normal American man in the 1970s, who was 26 pounds lighter than now but still slightly heavier than today’s average woman. Weight is of course distributed differently in men and women. However, these days it is regarded as transphobic to acknowledge biological differences between the sexes. Good thing Norton has intersexual qualifications that make her immune from cancelation.

Crash test dummies are often white, revealing racism as well as sexism.

Eleanor Holmes Norton is encouraged to mitigate both sexism and racism by making her way to Detroit to volunteer her services as a crash test dummy. Even Democrat politicians have the potential to make themselves useful to society.

On a tip from Varla.

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