Some people are sharp as ever well past 80. Others age less gracefully, as our government confirms. Prying the conspicuously senile Joe Biden from power was only a first step in overthrowing our fossilized gerontocracy.

The brain of Rep John Larson (D-CT) stopped functioning amidst his bloviations on the House floor yesterday:

“The gentleman’s time is expired.” You can say that again.

Larson’s people say he was suffering an adverse reaction to medication:

The 76-year-old lawmaker’s office, however, did not provide details on what the medication was or why the congressman was purportedly taking it.

There is a silver lining:

Larson also reportedly skipped two House votes held on Monday night, according to Axios.

If the brain freeze looked familiar, you could be thinking of the backstabbing Mitch McConnell, who has displayed them more than once, who turns 83 this month, and who just left the Capitol in a wheelchair, presumably so as not to fall down again:

According to Newsmax, the median age in the USA is 39.1 years, the average age of the House is 57.7 years, and the average age in the Senate is 63.8 years.

Speaker Emerita Nancy Pelosi is officially no longer House Minority Leader. However, Hakeem Jeffries does not appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed and may be a DEI figurehead. For all we know, 84-year-old Pelosi is still calling the shots.

Speaking of calling the shots, dominant Democrat donor George Soros is 94.

Then there is 86-year-old Maxine Waters, who rivals Chuck Schumer as the face of the party lately.

But at least they finally admitted that Dianne Feinstein is dead.

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