When he shows up for work, Pete Buttigieg fills his time evangelizing that our money must be spent to combat racist transportation. But did you know transportation is also sexist? No worries, our money can be thrown at that nonexistent problem too:

Despite stubbornly high inflation and a looming debt ceiling crisis, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg is asking Congress for $20 million in his department’s proposed fiscal year 2024 budget — to develop female crash test dummies.

Conspicuously kooky congresscritter Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) is ready to spend:

“This will start to fight the gender inequity among vehicle safety and crash victims,” said DeLauro…

Look what kind of people are in charge:

How does she know crash test dummies don’t identify as female? Possibly because they are not shrieking about killing people if not allowed into opposite sex bathrooms.

Actually, we already have female crash test dummies, in that some are lighter and smaller. But if you want to volunteer, Rosa, don’t let that stop you.

On tips from Occam’s Stubble, jas385, Franco, and MrRightWingDave.