A public service announcement for those headed out to East Coast beaches for R&R on Labor Day:

Labor Day vacationers across the East Coast are facing “fecal contamination” warnings at their beaches this holiday weekend.

Some locals may be getting used to it:

Despite a two-day warning of elevated fecal indicator bacteria last month at Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, beachgoer Yaromyr Oryshkevych was not concerned.

How Joe Biden’s favorite beach might come to be contaminated is unconfirmed, as are rumors that he is no longer allowed in public pools.

On a tip from Varla.