Ignoring crime as it spirals out of control, New York Mayor Eric Adams turns his attention to meat and dairy products, which according to leftist ideology are harmful to the planet.

“We already know that a plant, plant power diet is better for your physical and mental health, and I am living proof of that,” the mental defective haltingly reads from prepared notes. We can rest our case against veganism now. Maybe the planet wouldn’t mind if he at least eats some bugs; it might help get his cognitive functioning up to par.

On a tip from Wiggins.