Even Woke Email Signatures Kill Through Climate
Small wonder moonbats are prone to melt into quivering puddles of neurosis, as they have done in mass since last November’s election. Their ideology depicts the world as a nightmare realm so dangerous that even email signatures can kill through the ubiquitous evil of climate change.
The Conversation racks up the body count:
To quantify the human cost of carbon-emitting technology, researchers use the 1,000-ton rule that estimates that for every 1,000 tons of carbon dioxide released into the atmosphere, one person dies prematurely.
In our world, humans are a carbon-based lifeform. We produce CO2 with every breath we exhale, which is good, because it is an essential nutrient for the plants that form the base of the food chain. But moonbats live in a very different world, where carbon is bad.
Like white guilt, carbon is a liberal perversion of the concept of original sin. Everything we do produces sinful emissions — including sending emails:
Sending emails is an everyday activity, but it comes with an environmental cost. Emails use energy, and that energy often comes from burning fossil fuels, which in turn, contribute to increasing atmospheric carbon dioxide levels.
Being a human activity, even wallowing in wokery is offensive to the planet:
My recent study explored the environmental impact of lengthening email signatures, focusing specifically on two types of information: gender pronouns and land acknowledgements because both are relatively new additions to email signatures.
In both cases, the extra carbon emissions for each email for the extra characters is estimated and aggregated over the population that uses them.
How dare you laugh? People are theoretically dying:
The results showed that in Canada, where about 15 per cent of people include gender pronouns in emails, the resulting carbon emissions from this small change (three extra words) may contribute to the premature deaths of one person a year, according to the 1,000-ton rule.
Even moonbattery pushed to the point of land acknowledgments and pronoun proclamations and is an affront to moonbattery.
Wonders Pirate’s Cove,
Um, what’s the carbon footprint on publishing a climamoonbat article online so that people can read it, which uses energy?
As with white supremacism, there is no escape from climate guilt. Righteous liberals have no choice but to succumb to relentless self-hatred, which they express by projecting it on others.
On a tip from Steve T. Hat tip: Climate Depot.
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