After their historic setback last November, Democrats must be eager to get back to voting. It will be a long wait for 2026. At least they can vote right now in the 7th Annual Good Furry Awards:

Furries nominate and select a fellow furry (or furries, you may nominate as many as you wish) whom they wished to recognize for outstanding spirit in the furry community. …

There are three category winners each year, plus the Lifetime Achievement Award.

One of the categories is the Image Award:

This prize goes to furries who present a positive image of the fandom…

Anyone who manages to present a positive image of freaks who dress up as cartoon animals largely for bizarre sexual gratification but also in a pathetic attempt to evade adulthood deserves the “handsome trophy” and $200 prize.

Past award winners include Ash Coyote, Finn the Panther, and Spottacus Cheetah.

Uh oh, what’s this:

We do not tolerate ballot box stuffing. Not only will people who stuff the box get all their duplicates erased, but also their original vote will be deleted.

Maybe Democrats won’t be so interested in voting after all.

On a tip from Mike B.