As noted yesterday, in a society that has rejected the concept of individual responsibility, there is nothing you can do that is so foolish you cannot blame someone else for the consequences and then sue them. If you can sue because your relative drank hand sanitizer, why not sue because you put Gorilla Glue in your hair? Looks like Tessica Brown will give it a try:

Tessica’s hired an attorney and is weighing her legal options against Gorilla Glue. We’re told the label on the product she used says do not use on eyes, skin or clothing … with no mention of hair, which Tessica feels is misleading.

Enterprising lawyers are probably checking now to determine whether it says on the label not to spray Gorilla Glue on your Chicken McNuggets before eating them.

GG says all of its products are considered permanent and the packaging states it too … but we’re told Tessica felt it was okay because the product said multi-use.

If they don’t explicitly tell you not to do it, then you can do it and sue — or rather threaten to sue and then accept a payoff. Since meaningful tort reform is unthinkable under Democrat rule, expect future warning labels to go on for many pages.

On tips from Stormfax and Wiggins.

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