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Dec 10 2021

Greta on the Shelf

Elf on the Shelf wasn’t creepy enough. Now that we have a new religion (namely, moonbattery), we need new traditions — like Greta on the Shelf, who observes all of children’s sins against the climate:

Greta on the Shelf might also make an appearance on Halloween. It is even scarier than Greta singing death metal.

On a tip from Jester.


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