If the Democratic Party–liberal media axis of evil prevails in November, the floodgates will remain open, with ever more lavish inducements offered to the dregs of the Third World to pore across the undefended border to displace us. Doing to the whole country what Democrats have done to Springfield, Ohio will not turn out well for our pets, given the Haitian proclivity to kill and eat any animal they can catch. At least we will have a president who can exploit the situation she has helped to create as a culinary opportunity:

On a tip from Dr. Kufi Tutite.