Virtually every significant advance for the past 2,000 years was bestowed upon the world by Caucasians. For this, they are hated by humanity’s enemies — i.e., moonbats.

Then again, maybe these were advances were actually stolen from Africans. Consider Morse code, the telephone, and the computer:

If no one finds this convincing, social engineers will have to rewrite history. Professor Leonard Jeffries — uncle of Hakeem Jeffries, the top Democrat in the House of Representatives — has already informed us that blacks built the pyramids. Maybe Alexander Graham Bell stole his ideas while visiting Wakanda. Future generations might be raised to think so.

On a tip from Wiggins.