This is so scary, they should have scheduled it for Halloween. Yet it is unclear whether Joe Biden’s supposedly routine colonoscopy was scheduled at all. While he’s on the table, Kamala Harris — one of the few people on earth who would conceivably make an even worse president — is acting Commander in Chief:

Let’s hope Creepy Joe makes it to his 79th birthday tomorrow. He is not young for his age.

On a tip from KirklesWorth.