If only the media had managed to push us past our revulsion, Kamala Harris might have been our president. Then she could issue an executive order to improve the English language by making the word “hope” into a verb.

Trump’s ascendancy, which was facilitated by her awfulness, has led to dark times for Democrats. But Kamala encourages her fellow moonbats not to succumb to despair. To quote her latest word salad:

“And in particular, at this moment, it is so important that we not only have hope, but that we understand that that should be a verb.”

Hold on, look what I found at Merriam-Webster:

hope
verb
ˈhōp
hoped; hoping; hopes
intransitive verb

Kamala did not hope in vain. Hope is now a verb! It’s as if somebody out there takes her seriously after all.

Kamala explains to Don Lemon the power of hope:

“I really, truly believe this. We we each have have light inside of us. And we need to know that that is what inspires our hope as much as anything external to ourselves. And when we feel that and and and not allow an election or… pic.twitter.com/E8ktOBAtTy

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) June 20, 2026

If only someone would also take Don Lemon seriously — at least seriously enough to put him in jail where he belongs for terrorizing a church during services.

On a tip from abcanc.