It is ever more obvious why Kamala Harris could not get even Democrats to vote for her in the primaries. To put it mildly, there is something off about her. For example, the other day she passed out cookies to journalists. The cookies featured her own likeness with a melted face.

Despite the malignant narcissism, at least the cookies are appropriate, considering that Kamala Harris was placed in her current position not because of any individual qualities, but explicitly because she is a Woman of Color — that is, as a faceless representative of an intersectional identity group.

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