Emmanuel Macron makes bellicose threats, but Putin doesn’t seem to take him seriously. Neither does his wife:

Moe employed a similarly respectful maneuver when he got annoyed by Curly.

The media brought in an Expert to determine that Macron did not enjoy this:

Macron betrayed his true feelings after being shoved in the face by wife Brigitte in a ‘shocking’ incident in front of the world’s media, a body language expert has revealed.

The French President appeared to ball one of his hands into a fist as he disembarked his plane in Vietnam moments after arriving in the country on Sunday night, Judi James pointed out. …

James told MailOnline that the interaction was far from a ‘playful’ moment of teasing between a husband and wife, as Macron and his inner circle had attempted to portray it.

Spin doctors for Macron (or “Micron,” as the Russians call him) first claimed the viral clip was inauthentic, then resorted to “blaming pro-Russian accounts for negative comments about the incident,” which they tried to spin as affectionate horseplay.

[Judi James] added that while the footage is not totally clear, it appears as though Brigitte used both hands to push her husband’s face, which ‘could have easily led to him going off-balance and stumbling over.’

When the couple then head down the plane step together, she said, ‘he seems to hold his hand out towards her… but they walk with no further touch.’

Even in a Europe demasculinized by moonbattery, this won’t be easy to live down. You would have to feel sorry for the guy — if he were not such a left-wing weenie. While in Vietnam,

He paid tribute at a Hanoi war memorial to those who fought the French colonial rulers and met with his counterpart Luong Cuong, as well as Communist Party general secretary To Lam.

Paying tribute to commies who triumphed over France is worse than the face shove.

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