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May 11 2022

Madonna Introduces World’s Most Worthless NFT

You thought Madonna could not possibly get any more tasteless and pathetic in her desperate attempts to stay relevant in pop culture? You thought that NFTs could not get any more worthless? Wrong on both counts:

The 63-year-old singer teamed up with non-fungible token (NFT) extraordinaire Beeple to create a series of X-rated graphics showing her fully nude and giving birth to butterflies, insects and trees. Called “Mother of Creation,” the NFT collection, which will be sold for charity, also includes a 3D model of Madonna’s vagina — which is on full display in cartoon form on the collection’s highly (don’t say we didn’t warn you) NSFW website.

Madonna actually succeeds at remaining relevant, at least to the extent that she continues to remind us why the moonbattery-addled entertainment industry is the last place to look for role models.

On a tip from Wiggins.


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