If a man can be a woman, then it stands to reason that he can be a dog:

A Japanese native has transformed himself into a canine after forking out more than $14,000 for a custom-made collie costume.

The private citizen, who goes only by Toco online, says the unusual garment has helped actualize his dream of “becoming an animal.”

Toco is no crazier than Dylan Mulvaney and less likely to induce convulsive vomiting.

What an excellent way to evade the IRS. According to the ideology of our rulers, you are whatever you identify as. Dogs don’t have to pay taxes.

On a tip from ABC of the ANC.