Monkeypox Spread by Climate Change
At first, we thought that monkeypox, like AIDS, is primarily spread by the wanton sexual degeneracy associated with the LGBT lifestyle. As even the progressives running NBC News admitted,
Dr. David Heymann, who formerly headed WHO’s emergencies department, said the leading theory to explain the spread of the disease was sexual transmission among gay and bisexual men at two raves held in Spain and Belgium. …
Madrid’s senior health official… Enrique Ruiz Escudero said authorities are investigating possible links between a recent Gay Pride event in the Canary Islands, which drew some 80,000 people, and cases at a Madrid sauna.
However, they spoke without considering the full political ramifications. The Science has now been revised accordingly. Moneypox is now spread by climate change. Intones Professor Eyal Leshem, an infectious disease expert at Sheba Medical Center in Israel:
“Climate change has forced some animals into closer contact with humans, you will see more of these types of diseases.”
The good news is that since monkeypox is spread by climate change, we can cure it. All we have to do is prevent the climate from fluctuating for the first time in the history of the planet. Bureaucrats say they can do this, but only if given sufficient power and money.
The first step is to let Democrats drive up the price of gasoline so that people can’t afford to drive. This has already been accomplished.
On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.
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[…] This will stop us from reproducing, so that our carbon emissions will no longer threaten to inconvenience the polar bears. As we wait to go extinct, we can enjoy the many exotic diseases that are spread through the homosexual lifestyle, now including monkeypox. […]