Moonbats cannot abide the idea of boys playing with toy guns. It might cause them to grow up masculine rather than metrosexual, and even to give them ideas regarding an individual’s ability to defend himself. Even a Nerf gun is inappropriate when the objective is to raise men who don’t know which bathroom to use and who whimperingly rely on Big Government to take care of them. That could be why this moonbat Santa took a snide tone with a boy who requested something any healthy boy would want:

Let’s hope his Mom and Dad make very sure that Santa stocks the kid’s arsenal this Christmas.

On tips from Rapinhoe, Anonymous, and Mr. Freemarket.