Neil deGrasse Tyson: Rudolf Misgendered
Bill Nye isn’t actually a scientist, but he is dorky enough to comply with a moronic stereotype of scientists and cannot be outflanked on the left, so he served the liberal establishment well as a mouthpiece for scientific wisdom. However, in today’s political climate his pale skin has become problematic, so he has been replaced by the comparably moonbatty and more pigmentally correct Neil deGrasse Tyson. Here Tyson dumps a bucket of bah-humbug on our Christmas cheer by declaring that Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer has been misgendered:
Santa doesn’t know Zoology:
Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas.
So Santa’s reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered. pic.twitter.com/fkHqhJM7dY
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 25, 2020
No word from Tyson on whether reindeer can really fly and whether their noses might light up red.
On a tip from Henry.
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