Dr Fauci says we have to wear masks “for a while,” vaccine or no vaccine. This means indefinitely, so we need special masks that we can wear while eating. Otherwise, we will starve, and not be able to pay our taxes. This one may be less stylish than the Nosy, but it is getting publicized by the MSM:

An added benefit is that if the food is terrible, you won’t be able to taste it as much with your nose covered.

I want one with stripes so that I will look like Toucan Sam.

Does putting a regular mask over a nose mask count as double masking? We will have to ask Dr Fauci, who double masks despite having been vaccinated as part of his coronavirus theater.

On tips from Henry and Wiggins.