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Mar 06 2021

Moonbat Merchandise: The Nosy

Barely more than 2 months into 2021, we already have a strong candidate for Moonbat Product of the Year — the Nosy:

This was discovered not at the Babylon Bee but at Not the Bee, meaning that it is actually on the level. Supposedly, the ChiCom virus and whatever comes down the pike next can’t get you if you wear a goofy-looking filter on your nose, since people breathe through their noses more than through their mouths.

The Nosy motto: “Be the first to join the Future of Breathing.”

This could be even more fashionable than designer masks, and possibly not much less effective:

Uh oh. Looks like we have a copyright problem. Digital Underground got there first:

On a tip from Mr. Freemarket.


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