Succumbing to liberal rule means every aspect of life is taxed and regulated without mercy. Oregon will soon require a $20 permit to stand on a floating board and paddle around.

Via Oregon Catalyst:

Beginning in January 1, 2026, all kayaks, rafts, and stand-up paddleboards (SUPs) will require a permit.

The permit could be a 7-day permit ($6) or annual permit ($20). …

The agency says they must do this to educate and work against invasive species.

They apparently mean tourists.

At the same time, the same agency is jacking up camping fees for out-of-state residents by 25% this summer.

As if Portland wasn’t enough reason to avoid Oregon.

The Beatles used to sing, “If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street; if you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat; if you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat; if you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.” They forgot to mention paddle boards.

On a tip from Straight Shootr.