As they never tire of reminding us, moonbats are inclusive. They don’t desecrate only Christmas, but Kwanzaa too — and also Hanukkah.

Introducing Gil Segev:

I am an Israeli-Canadian artist, activist, and attorney in training. … My days are currently spent pursuing my J.D. at Queen’s University in Kingston, but by night I am known as Gila Munster – Toronto’s cross dressing and cross-stitching Jewish princess.

Since 2019 Gila has been my vehicle to connect with a wide range of audiences, from children through to seniors, in and out of the Jewish community, to 2SLGBTQIA+ people and allies. Gila sings and performs standup in English and Hebrew, and I’ve also developed workshops and programs including “Drag Queen Story Time” with the Toronto District School Board and Toronto Public Library.

Having groomed children always looks great on a résumé.

This month Segev will present the musical “8 Gays of Hanukkah,” which he describes as a “queer Jewish storytelling extravaganza.”

No word on when they will get around to queerifying Ramadan. It’s as if throwing gays off rooftops and hanging them from construction cranes have earned Muslims a pass.

On a tip from Mike B.